Rejected 140-characters-or-less Self-Descriptions

I do crossword puzzles. with a pen.

If I could eat nothing but Kix and avocados for the rest of my life I probably would.

I think inside the box

Be excellent to each other. Party on dude.

I exude a mensch-y odium.

I've stood here before inside the pouring rain with the world turning circles running 'round my brain.

Blame it all on my roots; I showed up in boots.

I end sentences with prepositions even though it can lead to my being made fun of.

I read in the bathroom. Religiously.

My natural state is asleep; wakefulness requires conscious effort.

I do what I want.