Monday, April 5, 2010

Contents of my backpack. April 5, 2010; 11:24 a.m.

What I have:
1 toothbrush
1 pair of binoculars
1 handful of pecans
1 Spanish Hymnbook
2 books of Nuyorican poetry
1 USB Drive
4 trapper keeper folders
1 legal pad
1 Daily Uni-farce
1 Indesign install cd
1 pamphlet entitled "Foreign Policy Challenges Facing the Obama Administration"
3 peanut M&Ms
1 Brochure for Aspen Therapy
2 pairs of dirty clothes

What I need:
1 pen OR
1 highlighter

I feel like I belong in an Alanis Morissette song or something.


  1. Hey, don't dis the Universe. You try writing things that have to go through a million approvals and that has to be written in a certain way. It isn't as easy as it looks pal.

  2. Working for the Uni-farse, I tend to agree with Sam's analysis--especially considering the criteria for choosing front-page stories. :) So, is this situation ironic or just inconvenient? I would say the latter. Why are people always saying things are ironic when they're not? By the way, I still have a highlighter in my bag if you need one. I hope your pages didn't get stuck from licking them. . . .

  3. You know, I do believe your situation would fit in quite nicely with all the non-ironic things in Miss Morissette's song which she labels as ironic. Who woulda thought. It figures.

  4. this is from the beginning of the year, but i love this. i feel like i will read this every time i am gloomy.