Friday, October 24, 2025

do geese see god

 do geese see god

  • A palindrome 

Do geese see God?

  • A question inquiring about whether geese are able to see God?

Do geese see, God?

  • A question, directed to God, asking about whether or not geese can see?

Do “geese see God.”

  • A command, asking that someone pantomime a scene in which geese see God.

Do “geese see,” God.

  • A command, asking that God pantomime a scene wherein geese receive the ability to see.

Do, geese! See God!

  • An encouragement, imploring geese to see God. 

Do-Geese! See, God?

  • An exclamation of wonder upon seeing “do-geese,” a specific and rare variety of geese, followed by a turn to God, and an invitation that He too partake in this wondrous scene.

Do?! Geese! See, God?

  • A surprised exclamation of someone finding poop on the ground (which they euphemistically call “Do”), followed by an angry yell directed at the geese (the apparent purveyors of the poop), followed in turn by a command that God see what these geese have done.

Do? Geese see God!

  • An incredulous response to a request that the speaker “do” something. As if to explain this incredulity, or perhaps as a counterargument, the speaker responds that geese see God.  

Do geese “see God?”

  • A question asking about whether geese euphemistically “see God,” which in this case probably means “get high on mushrooms.”

Do “geese;” see God.

  • An equation, asserting that if people act like geese (i.e. waddle about making an almighty racket, be overly territorial and terrifying to children, gather together a group of friends and cover the grass of every public park in Chicago with your poop, etc.), then they will see God.

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A Domestic Goose (Embden Goose) in Tasmania, Australia

A Domestic Goose (Embden Goose) in Tasmania, Australia | photo by JJ Harrison | CC BY-SA 3.0